Help! I crushed a bee earlier and…?

Posted by admin on Aug 29th, 2010 and filed under Home CCTV System. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry

…it has been caught on CCTV. I was coming home from the pub and there was a lethargic bee on the path, so I deviated from my path and stamped on it. Only then I saw a laughing woman point up to the CCTV, her friend made a lynching movement with her hand, they were both laughing and shouted ‘on facebook mate’.

I know that one of the women is the boyfriend of the site manager to which the CCTV belongs.

What to do? I’m beside myself with worry.
I sent my son to search for the bee’s remains. He has determined that it was in fact a wasp – I’m in the clear!

Steve OJay – man you are sore about this cat in the bin situation. I’m pretty sure people are doing worse, like boiling live kittens in oil for a laugh, just no CCTV.
Mojo – a psychosis? a profound mental illness such as schizophrenia? Just for goofing off on a web site? Wow there must be a lot of mental illness in the world

12 Responses for “Help! I crushed a bee earlier and…?”

  1. Zee Zee Pete MOJO says:

    some of you cronies on here are getting seriously worse.
    its a kind of an o.c.d. / neurosis / psychosis / paranoiac thing.
    i’d be worried.
    try stamp collecting naval contemplation praying or knitting.

    or something else. youre losing the plot. ffs.

    adds:
    yeah but come on catch yourselves on a bit.
    current events (?)
    and not as if u.k dont have any ??
    s.h.i.t. street one way fast and all.

    (dont get yer gnads in a knot fella !)

    stop posting sick stuff about cats !!
    theyre karmic.
    and will come to you at night
    and dance all over your brain.

  2. ... says:

    Lol cool parody.

  3. Vote Stevie O Jay says:

    Yeah, you too deserve the wheelie bin treatment like all the other trolls.

    It was an insane horrible thing to do. It just shows you the mentality of the woman. I don’t like people like that. If I’d been there I’d have dumped the rubbish on her. It feels the same to me as if she dumped a helpless baby in the bin. She’s just a bully and I love bullies. I love bullies. I love winding then up. I love making them squirm.

    She reminded me of that self –righteous Gillian Duffy of bigotgate fame. Maybe it is her and that’s why she’s got police protection.

    " He has determined that it was in fact a wasp – I’m in the clear!" – Congratulations. That’ll save my back. lol

    I was making the same point as yourself on a different subject here but nobody’s taken the bait –
    http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Arv.b05AvLqeYqyO1RbibUz8Tn1G;_ylv=3?qid=20100824145815AA2wdzc

  4. Hypocrite says:

    How does one make a lynching movement with one’s hand? <<posh, don’t you know.

    It was a bee! Was it a bumole bee?

  5. susanismaude says:

    Say " It made like it was going to sting me so I made like I was going to stomp it, and I did and now it’s dead !!!" ( it worked for Lenny in "Of Mice And Men " ) If that fails…run down to the river and hide in the bushes .

  6. Powdered Toast Man says:

    a psychologist would say "you are having the classic syndrome of anti mob behaviour you suffered from earlier when you wanted the cruel cat woman’s head"..

  7. Serendipity says:

    Get yourself an agent pronto – book on to Morning TV and radio after negotiating a stiff fee and maximise from your mistake. You’ll need all the money you can get for the plastic surgery and relocation anyway.

    Oh and send a chunk of the dosh to a British bee charity.

  8. Mr Anonymous says:

    David Cameron is going to come to your home and arrest you and your family for the murder of an innocent bee. Enjoy your time inside.

  9. koluuk says:

    my gimmy

  10. The Circus Bearded Lady says:

    You were beeside yourself with worry but now you think you are now in the clear. Let me assure you that killing a wasp is as bad as killing a bee. The army of WASPS are fiercely clannish and will make a bee-line to your house when the video is posted. We White Anglo-Saxon ProtestantS do not easily forget.

  11. BB says:

    that was my sister you bliddy sod!!! bbbbbbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  12. Rum Cove says:

    Hmm, interesting … I saw a bumblebee trapped in a web the other day – extremely unusual – and the rather large spider entered into a grappling match reminiscent of World of Sport in the Seventies … two falls and a submission later, ol’ spidey was patting his mouth with a serviette, having sucked out the entire innards of bumblebrain, rendering it a dried out husk – I don’t remember Jackie Pallo ever doing that …

    Come to think of it – and it haunts my shattered dreams – it was more like Alien v Predator.

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