Home security alarm system???

Posted by admin on Nov 30th, 2009 and filed under Home Security Systems. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry

HOW TO INSTALL A CHEAP HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men’s used work boots, size 14-16.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo and NRA magazines.

3. Put a giant dog dish next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Hey Bubba: Big Mike, Slim, Tiny and I went for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don’t mess with the Pit bulls. They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad. I don’t think Killer took part in it, but I locked all four of them in the house. Better wait outside”

7 Responses for “Home security alarm system???”

  1. Texasgirl says:

    That is too funny… I will do this for our weekend house our neighbors out there will believe it…

    AND…..HOW IS THAT RACIST AM16? IDIOT!

  2. azulx says:

    thats funny & useful

  3. legs* says:

    yipee now i know how to install a cheap home security system! thanks buddy!

  4. ★ ☠ ★ says:

    haha – that’s a really good one!!

  5. Ron R says:

    very good.

  6. urzalwayz5646 says:

    ahhaahhaha lol veryyyy funnyy!!!!!!! hehehe i really liked that and needed a good laff….lol….very helpfull tooo ahhaah

  7. ASH says:

    lmao thats funny!!!!!! i rele needed a laugh today i just got stitches!!!!!

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