HOW TO INSTALL A CHEAP HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men’s used work boots, size 14-16.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo and NRA magazines.
3. Put a giant dog dish next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Hey Bubba: Big Mike, Slim, Tiny and I went for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don’t mess with the Pit bulls. They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad. I don’t think Killer took part in it, but I locked all four of them in the house. Better wait outside”
That is too funny… I will do this for our weekend house our neighbors out there will believe it…
AND…..HOW IS THAT RACIST AM16? IDIOT!
thats funny & useful
yipee now i know how to install a cheap home security system! thanks buddy!
haha – that’s a really good one!!
very good.
ahhaahhaha lol veryyyy funnyy!!!!!!! hehehe i really liked that and needed a good laff….lol….very helpfull tooo ahhaah
lmao thats funny!!!!!! i rele needed a laugh today i just got stitches!!!!!