From everything I’ve seen in the movies the dwarf make a better drinking buddy.
noitall, what does one wonder about?
Should I go with Brinks Home Security or just adopt a dwarf who knows his way around a Blunderbuss?
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Well. my Son in Law worked for Brinks Security in Massachusetts.
They sent him to Texas for training.
There they told him….NOW GET THIS!!!!
The reason the headquarters is in Texas….drum roll….is because," They never get hit by storms, so the Equipment never fails!"
O.K. doaky…
Well shortly after I finished busting the Stupid Son in Law for that statement.
He was sent out as a sales man
He told numerous folks that their homes would be safe without drilling, removals of sills, window changes. wood dust from drilling left on their floors!
HAHAHHAHHAHHH Man that boy is stupid.
Well He has since quit because what few morals he has, were compromised by the lying from Brinks!
I would like the Dwarf except they all have little man syndrome!
So I will go with the JACK RUSSEL TERRIER.
Killer who leaves me alone except for my ankle
even a small dog makes enough noise to discourage intruders. they don’t make good drinking buddies but are devoted. you have to be willing to take care of them, however, and frankly one wonders.
i would go with the dwarf. i have one and nobody has tried to mess with my house since i got him. plus they do make excellent drinking buddies
Personally, I just get some good firepower and a big dog and call it good. Though dwarfs are okay too, or gnomes. Dwarfs can be moody though, so watch out for that (example: Grumpy)
wait, don’t dwarfs carry leprosy? !!! i would go for the midget; you could hide it in your mailbox or something! oh, and it might even fit under the seat of your scooter.