Posted by How To Install A Home Security System In The South
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1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size
14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns
And Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition.
Back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls - they attacked
The mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don’t
Think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all
The blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ‘em in the house.
Better wait outside.
"Cooter"
Who told you my secret??
Smith and Wesson
my very own 12 gauge shotgun, the best security system known to man
smoker’s cough
Very funny, I may try that! It will certainly keep the Jehovah’s witnesses away
I like that alarm system, it sounds very good, and cheap! But no, we have an alarm system. I always forget the bloody alarm code though, so the police have been out on more than one occasion..
The Akita’s at play sign nailed to the tree out front works quite well
a shot gun, bat, and chain saw!!!
I always thought it would be cool to place tanks of piranhas at all points of entry!
Haha! I love that one!
My security system is a huge black cat who runs to the door and growls whenever someone knocks or rings the doorbell (he thinks he’s a dog…even plays fetch like one). You would be amazed at how many people are frightened of cats! lol! He is the first line of defense, the second line being a Mossberg shotgun.
good advice. i have an 8 pound dog. he’s not vicious but don’t tell him that , he thinks otherwise.
hell yeah
LMFAO! I gotta try THAT one! Thanks!
Mine is a house full of kids, nothing but them worth stealing and a dog that thinks he’s a rug! I like yours better- can I borrow it?
I use Gangsta Jumping Spiders that are extra hopped up on Red-Bull … I mean they really Fly!!!!!